"I would've stolen you a whole orchestra."

amvales:

If loving nerds is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

amvales:

If loving nerds is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

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“You don’t wanna be a burden on Patrice.  She probably doesn’t even want you there.”

“You don’t wanna be a burden on Patrice.  She probably doesn’t even want you there.”

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amvales:

“Shippensburg University in Pennsylvania has installed a vending machine on campus that sells the Plan B morning-after pill.  Meanwhile, over at Arizona State, they’re just mixing it into the drinking water.”

amvales:

“Shippensburg University in Pennsylvania has installed a vending machine on campus that sells the Plan B morning-after pill.  Meanwhile, over at Arizona State, they’re just mixing it into the drinking water.”

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