"I would've stolen you a whole orchestra."

amvales:

If loving nerds is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

wonklife:

(via xkcd: So It Has Come To This)

“You don’t wanna be a burden on Patrice.  She probably doesn’t even want you there.”

amvales:

“Shippensburg University in Pennsylvania has installed a vending machine on campus that sells the Plan B morning-after pill.  Meanwhile, over at Arizona State, they’re just mixing it into the drinking water.”

(Source: coporolight)